A Nightmare
Review Submitted: December 21, 2007
Date of Stay: August 2007
Bette Davis stopped here to practice her immortal line: "What a dump." Smelly, dirty, run-down, unattractive, unbalanced, unappealing, uncomfortable, unbelievably disappointing, and the owner is up your hindquarters with his silly golf cart that he stores in the garage, which -- by the way -- is more attractive than the house. In-laws live across the street and their kids scream all the time. "Private Beach" is abandoned, rock-strewn postage-stamp size piece of coast right out of Wuthering Heights. They give you a beach pass but you won't need it because no one monitors the beach nor does anyone frequent it. Furniture is not only appalingly ugly but so uncomfortable you have to sit on the floor. Don't touch the blinds, your fingers will stick to it. Stay away!
Owner's Response: This review from this anonymous author does not reflect my description of our cottage at Green Hill at all. As a matter of fact I was shocked to read this as we have never in our three years of renting the cottage had any complaints, not even directly from this renter. The only accuracies I find in this review are my senior citizen parents (with no children) live across the street and we do keep a golf cart in the garage. Please judge the cottage and Green Hill by the photographs and description I've included. It is a bright cheerful and relaxing place to spend a week with family or friends. We have had numerous repeat guests who have thorougly enjoyed themselves. Don't let one persons reflection keep you from beautiful Green Hill and our summer cottage.
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